The first part of this story began with Kay Show leaving Nigeria and arriving in India, 11 hours later. On arrival, he almost pays 500 dollars for a taxi-ride that cost less than 80 dollars… his roommate invites him to “share” his girlfriend and so on.
Here’s the concluding part of his story… enjoy.
I told you the weather of Pune was wonderful yes? Well Punjab was HOT!!! Do not go to Punjab people!!! It’s like Sokoto, only worse!! I just couldn’t turn back!! And when it was winter, it was cold!! Very cold!! That place was just extreme in its weather!! Anyway, I got down to business right away, I stayed with friends for a while as I searched for my own place, got settled in a church (Ebenezer Assembly of God) and our pastor was a youth pastor of RCCG who was also schooling in the same university I was enrolled into. I joined the choir (yes I can sing *smiling*) and became a minister in that church and throughout my stay in India, my service to God was perhaps the most important thing to me and it was amazing!!!
University
And I’m sure some of you reading this and have watched some India movies would be like “surely not all Indian girls are fine”…”surely not all of them can sing and dance like Priyanka Chopra”…hehehe…YES!! All Indian girls are FIIIIINNNEEEE!!!! Okay most of them are…so much so that even the ugly boys have FINE BABES!!! Unlike Nigeria where all the fine babes are already taken and even those taken are still prime targets for awon boys!!! I even hear that married women with kids are not exempted from awon boys, hehehe… and when it comes to singing, honestly they all can sing!!!
One day, in my fourth semester, I was doing something for my Diagnostic Microbiology lecturer in the laboratory and I heard her sing!!! I was like…Mam!!! You can sing!!! With a big smile on my face…She smiled and said “Kay!! All Indian girls can sing…it’s nothing special” It is ooo!!!
Just ask a person who has endured listening to Tonto Dike (that “high” song ehn).
Anyway, back to the first semester and as soon as classes started I immediately knew I was in for it! My lecturers were teaching 80% of the lecture in Hindi!!! The other 20% were words like “okay’ and “do you understand?” Understand what!!! How was I to understand!! I complained and complained but they would say “Kay, most of the students don’t understand English, you have to understand” So? Me I should not now understand what you’re teaching abi?? It eventually got better as I learnt a few words in Hindi and made a few friends who taught me more Hindi.
Also, after a lot of complaining by the African students’ community, the management finally asked the lecturers to give their lectures in English and I was impressed as most of them could speak English fluently!!! I had thought they didn’t have a good command of the English language and as a result taught in Hindi.
After 4 weeks of class, it was time for mid-term exams and it was great…well, I thought it was until the scores came out!! I wanted to die!! One course in particular wanted to drive me insane! It was General Microbiology and one of the 5 questions asked was “LIST the contributions of Louis Pasteur to the field of Microbiology (15marks). So I said to myself, I will just list 15 contributions Pasteur made and that should be enough…1 mark for one contribution shey? Hehehe…I was in for a shock!!! When the exam sheet came back for scrutiny, I saw 5/15!!! I screamed!!
I said to the Professor Why? How? What is this?
Guess what he said? He said “Kay, it was a 15 marks question, you should have explained what you listed” I screamed!! The question said LIST!!! Not list and EXPLAIN for God’s sake!!! This is simple English!!! Don’t you guys understand English??? While the professor tried to explain, all I could do was remember one of my lecturers in Redeemers University (Dr. Efuntoye) who would subtract marks from students who did “over sabi” by explaining when he asked only to list. All the Indian students got 13 and above in that question. Apparently they all understood the “Indian English” and explained their points!!! Some even drew diagrams and colored it!!!
That day I learnt a valuable lesson…” Indians speak and understand the English Language differently”. Since that day, whenever they asked a question and said LIST, not only did I list, I drew diagrams, charts, tables, and explained with lengthy words (hehehe). “Once bitten twice shy”
Well, I wish I could say more about my stay in India, the friends I made, my fights and arguments with teachers, my funny project supervisor, church activities, their funny foods (chapatti and the rest) in this particular write up….but heyyy…I will do that in the next one!!! Hope you enjoyed this one….